Muscle & Fitness UK – July 2019

KOMIE HAGHIGHI BA HONS. MCS. PPD

JUNE 2019/MUSCLE & FITNESS 65

set the mood. We’re quite happy to believe
such lies any day and won’t question the
legitimacy of a moaning woman, ever!
Men are VERY visual. A woman can
arouse herself just by closing her eyes and
going somewhere special in her head. Yet
I have never heard of a guy tell his mates
how he lit a scented candle and knocked
one out thinking about XYZ when he
already has high speed internet. So this
type of foreplay will most certainly benefit
both parties. Oh and gentlemen, you can
present this situation in a way that’ll be very
well received. Lock up that ego, get out that
same scented candle and invite her to show
you how you can please her. I promise the
humility alone will impress!

TEN TIPS FOR BETTER INTIMACY

Cleanliness. I can’t stress this enough.

Cleaning isn’t something that should

be reserved for birthdays. All too often I have

to suffer the smell of armpits festering to the

tones of sour vinegar in the gym. A splash of

water on your meat and veg won’t cut it

either. Same applies for the girls. Don’t be

a cheese toastie and bathe BEFORE bed.

Not just in the morning. What idiot thinks

it’s a good idea to take the daily grime into

a clean bed! I can’t believe I’m actually

having to say this!

Breath. Make it fresh. That means in

addition to brushing. Floss. Why? Well,

as much as I personally loathe it, some

people love morning sex and if you’ve only

brushed the night before, the chances are

that bits of food are rotting away in your

mouth making it smell like an abattoir on a

hot day the next morning. So have a pack of

extra strong mints or gum at hand along with

a glass of water. Thank me later!

Gentlemen. Nails. Want to feed

the pony? Then cut these short.

It’s the equivalent of having a terrible BJ

when the teeth just ruin the experience.

“I love you scratching my insides,” said no

woman, ever! For the record. This includes

your toe nails lads!

Hair where it shouldn’t be.

Get rid! Ears and nose being the most

common offenders. If it isn’t acceptable on

her, it won’t be on you either. It’s not going

to be a turn on to see that as you make a

move on her.

Gents. Ask how her day was

and listen attentively. Ask questions.

You can at least pretend you care.

Try to sound genuine. If she can’t open

up about the basics, you’ve got no

chance.

Girls, make an impromptu effort to

look sexy. I’ll say it AGAIN. Men are

visual. Randomly wearing something sexy

will keep his attentions focused on you and

not on your mates, his work colleagues or

the girl next door etc. A set of holdups will

cost next to nothing. Make zero effort and

yet push on his buttons. Yes, we really

are that simple.

Be prepared. Carrying protection

isn’t a sign of promiscuity or

assumption. It shows respect and

responsibility. Tech in this area has

progressed so much recently!

Watch an online video on how

to do massage and practice on

each other. Yes really! If your partner’s mind

isn’t on issues at work or another domestic

concern, they’ll be more likely to give you

their all and connect on a deeper level which

ALWAYS leads to better sex!

Agree to have a strict NO PHONE

TIME. Zero flexibility!

Guys. As much as we LOVE

seeing our women dress up in

something sexy, she probably isn’t too

thrilled about seeing you mope around

in your Swiss cheese underwear.

Very simple. Ask her what she’d like to see

you wear and buy those and bin the old

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