If Granny
can do it, so
can I!THAT’S
SNOT
ROYAL
BEHAVIOUR!
QUEEN
ELIZABETH
It’s snot every
day one sees Her
Majesty being
so uncouth!PRINCE
PHILIP
Is that the
boogeyman we
see? Oh, wait, it’s
just good ol’ Phil
going for gold!PRINCE
HARRY
We have a tissue
with Hazza’s
brazen nosedive!PRINCESS
ANNE
The Queen’s
daughter’s
behaviour is a
little on the nose.
PRINCE
CHARLES
Everyone nose the
future king likes to
have a boogie when
he thinks no-one’s
watching!