Saturday Magazine – July 20, 2019

(Jacob Rumans) #1

THURSDAY


July 25 CHOICE


FREEVIEW 20

VIRGIN 105

VIRGIN 115

VIRGIN 129 VIRGIN 117

VIRGIN 130 VIRGIN 124

SKY 105

SKY 118

SKY 155 SKY 119

SKY 143 FREESAT 158 SKY 110

Channel 5


Drama GOLD


Dave Yesterday ITV3


ITV2


FREESAT 105

FREESAT 113

FREESAT 159 FREESAT 115

6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy
Vine 11.15 Bargain-Loving Brits
in the Sun (R) 12.10pm 5 News
Lunchtime 12.15 Police
Interceptors (R) 1.10 Access
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm.
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm.
2.15 Last Scene Alive: An
Aurora Teagarden Mystery
(2018/PG) Whodunit, starring
Candace Cameron Bure
and Robin Dunne. ★★★
4.00 Friends Double bill. (R)
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines.
5.30 Neighbours Paul is the
victim of a vicious attack. (R)
6.00 Home and Away Roo
catches Ryder in a lie about
a school assignment. (R)
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines.


10.15 Benidorm: Brits on the Pull
Following pensioners living
the high life in Spain, including
one couple who organise
swingers’ parties, a rapping
granny and a Lancashire man
who enjoys weekly lads’ nights.
11.15pm Old School for Lazy Kids
Teenagers spend a couple of days
with proactive pensioners. (R) 12.10am
World’s Deadliest Weather: Caught on
Camera. Britons caught up in extreme
weather events while overseas. (R) 1.10
The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.10
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun.
Horse-rescue boss Jill rushes to the
aid of an abandoned animal. (R) 4.00
Britain’s Greatest Bridges (R) 4.45 House
Doctor (R) 5.10-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R)


7.00 Cricket on 5 England v Ireland.
Day two of the four-day test
at Lord’s, as the hosts play their
final warm-up match before the
Ashes. This was only Ireland’s
third match in this format, with
the previous two seeing them
lose to Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Followed by 5 News Update
8.00 Dirty Britain: Grime &
Punishment (6/6) David
discovers a load of sex toys
dumped in a field and Ray
wages a war on the irresponsible
dog owners of Dorset. Followed
by 5 News Update
9.00 Portillo: The Trouble
with the Tories (1/2) With
Jeremy Hunt or Boris Johnson
set to be announced as Prime
Minister, former Defence
Secretary Michael Portillo
examines divisions within
the Conservative Party. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting:
Even Hurtier 8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00
American Pickers 1.00pm Top Gear
2.00 Sin City Motors 3.00 Yianni:
Supercar Customiser 4.00 James May’s
Cars of the People 5.00 Top Gear
6.00 Top Gear With Boris Johnson.
7.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for
Yo u Mel Giedroyc is joined by Hal
Cruttenden and Sathnam Sanghera.
8.00 QI XL With panellists Sandi
Toksvig, Aisling Bea and Susan Calman.
9.00 Live at the Apollo Noel Fielding
hosts, with Dane Baptiste and Al Porter.
10.00 Judge Romesh Double bill.
11.00 QI XL 12.00m’t Sliced 12.40
Have I Got a Bit More Old News for
You 1.40 Live at the Apollo 3.00 Judge
Romesh 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping


6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Boon 8.00
Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Classic Holby City
11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Classic EastEnders
2.20 The Brokenwood Mysteries 4.20
All Creatures Great and Small. James
has a rival. 5.20 Birds of a Feather
6.00 ’A l l o ’A l l o! Herr Flick is imprisoned
in General Von Klinkerhoffen’s dungeon.
6.40 As Time Goes By There’s an
atmosphere after Jean and Lionel argue.
7.20 Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy devises an assault course.
8.00 Father Brown Double bill. A
writer’s father is found dead; the priest
is stranded with a group of hedonists.
10.00 Silent Witness Nikki struggles
to come to terms with life back home.
12.05am Life on Mars 1.25 Bergerac
2.30 Steptoe and Son 3.35 Garden
Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping

6.00am Raiders of the Lost Past 7.10
Armada – 12 Days to Save England 8.00
Nelson’s Hospital: A Time Team Special
9.00 The Real Vikings: A Time Team
Special 10.00 The World at War 11.00
As 11pm 12.00noon As 8am 1.00 As 9am
2.00 South Pacific 3.00 Wild China
4.00 Murder Maps. Profile of John
Christie. 5.00 Impossible Engineering
6.00 The World at War The French
army’s capitulation to Nazi forces in 1940.
7.00 Secrets of the Railways
Exploring the Harz Mountain Railway.
8.00 Abandoned Engineering An
underground complex in Italy that had
been abandoned for nearly 2,000 years.
9.00 Porridge Triple bill of the sitcom.
11.00 Secrets of the Bible 12.00m’t
Secrets of the Railways 1.00 Raiders of
the Lost Past 2.00 Armada – 12 Days to
Save England 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping

6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.55
Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.50
On the Buses 10.00 George and Mildred
10.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm
Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.50
Classic Coronation Street 3.50 Agatha
Christie’s Marple 5.50 Downton Abbey.
A new development stuns the family.
7.00 Murder, She Wrote Jessica looks
into the disappearance of an old friend.
8.00 Vera A body is found buried on
the Northumberland moors which
could be a missing teenager, stirring up
suspicion in her nearby home town.
10.00 Foyle’s War The detective’s
investigation into the death of a
nameless Russian leads to a mysterious
military facility run by a respected
colonel with an impeccable war record.
12.00m’t Inspector Morse 2.10
Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping

6.00am Teleshopping 7.20 A Sharp
Intake of Breath 8.15 The Green Green
Grass 8.55 You Rang, M’Lord? 9.55 As
3.40pm 11.50 Keeping Up Appearances
12.25pm The Green Green Grass 1.05
Are You Being Served? 1.45 dinnerladies
2.25 Open All Hours 3.00 Only Fools
and Horses 3.40 Last of the Summer
Wine 5.35 Are You Being Served?
6.20 Keeping Up Appearances
7.00 Blackadder the Third
7.35 Open All Hours Comedy.
8.20 Only Fools and Horses
9.00 dinnerladies Bren gets excited.
9.40 Blackadder the Third
10.20 The Office Brent is headhunted.
11.00 Two Pints of Lager 11.40 I’m Alan
Partridge 12.15am Two Doors Down 1.35
The Office 2.10 As 11pm 2.40 TV Burp
3.30-4.00am A Sharp Intake of Breath

6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals
6.20 Judge Rinder 7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street
9.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.25 Superstore 11.15 Dress to Impress
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation
Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress
4.55 Take Me Out. Dating game.
6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
Family Special Comical clips.
8.00 Two and a Half Men Double bill.
9.00 Love Island Reality series.
10.00 Shopping with Keith Lemon
10.35 Family Guy Animated comedy.
11.05 Family Guy 11.35 American Dad!
12.30am Hey Tracey! 1.15 Two and a Half
Men: double bill 2.10 Teleshopping
5.40-6.00am Nightscreen

FREEVIEW 5

F’VIEW 6

F’VIEW 19 SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 FREESAT 157 F’VIEW 25 F’VIEW 10

Catch-22
C4, 9pm
LAST: Yossarian
has parachuted
into a tree. But he’s
later assured he’s
suffered no major
injury to his, erm,
nether region. He
must feel rather
relieved, then? Well,
yes and no.

Serengeti BBC One, 8pm
There’s a big decision tonight for Kali,
the lioness whose misbehaviour saw her
turfed out of the pride in episode one. What
steps is she prepared to take to win their
forgiveness? Also, violence erupts among the
baboons, as Bakari is forced to square up to
the troop’s nasty leader.
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