pickingourwaycarefully between
rocksandgorse.
Aheadofme,JJ suddenlyducked
lowandraisedhishandthen,peering
overtherockinfrontofhim,gestured
meforwards.Shufflingupbesidehim,
I couldseethat,lessthan 100 yards
away,thegoatsgrazedunaware.
Weselectedthebestanimalfor
thepot,a loneyoungfemalegrazing
slightlyapartfromtherest.Settling
behindtherock,I slidtherifle
forwardinslowmotion,painfully
awareofeveryrustleofclothing,
butthegoats,upwind,remained
oblivioustoourpresence.
Slidingthebolthome,I loweredthe
cross-hairsontothetargetandwaited
forseveralbreathsasmypulse,
elevatedfromoursteepclimb,began
slowlytolower.Finally,I thumbedthe
safety,pausedmybreathandfired.
Beneathus,thegoatbuckedand
dashedforwards 10 yards,before
stumblingandlyingstill.Astheshot
reverberatedaroundthevalleythe
restofthegoatsscattereddownhill,
lostinmomentsamongthefurze and
boulders of the lower slopes.
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Wescrabbleddowntoourprize
andfounda youngfemaleinexcellent
condition,cleanlydespatched.After
a quickgralloch,weheadeddown
thehillsidewith the goat slung easily
betweenus.
I reflectedonthemanybenefitsof
huntingà deux.ThelastgoatI carried
offa mountainstalkingsolohadbeen
slungovermyshouldersandthe
memoryofthatfragrantdescent
hasstayedwithmeeversince.
Missionaccomplished,strongtea
andfreshbread— wasthereevera
betterrestorative?— awaitedusback
at thefarm.It wasa reluctanthand
thatwavedfarewelltoJJ andfamily
asI pulledawayfromtheyard to
beginthedrivehome.
Thegoatwaseatena fewdays
later,grilledtogreatacclaimas
kebabsona midsummer’seve
barbecue.Sittingoutsidenursing
a glassofwineasthesunfinallyset
onthelongestdayoftheyear,I
wonderedif it wasstillrainingin
Sussex,andfoundmyselffeeling
verygratefulindeedforthewild
goats of the Black Valley.
“Thegoatbuckedanddashedforwards 10
yards, before stumbling and lying still”
Grallochingtheyoungfemalegoatwasthe
first step in preparing it for the barbecue
Idon’tbarbecueasmuchfresh
gameasI’dliketo,mainlybecause
mostgameseasonshereare
confinedtomonthswithless
clementweather.Notsothe
humblegoat,whichcanbetakenall
yearround,andthesesimple,spicy
wildgoatkebabsmakea tasty
additiontothegrill.
If youarepreparingthegoat
meatyourself,besuretoremove
asmuchsinewandsilverskinas
possible.If theanimalisparticularly
lean,replace100gofgoatmeat
with pork belly or fat bacon.
BARBECUED
SPICYGOAT
KOFTA KEBABS
FORTHEGOAT
500GMINCED
G OAT
100GPORKBELLY
ORFATBACON
(IFNECESSARY)
1 MEDIUMONION,
FINELYCHOPPED
2 CLOVESOF
GARLIC,PEELED
ANDFINELY
CHOPPED
½TSPSALT
½TSPGROUND
BLACKPEPPER
1 TSPGROUND
CUMIN
1 TSPCHILLI
POWDER
1 TSPPAPRIK A
A PINCHOF
CINNAMON
SMALLHANDFUL
O FPA RS L E Y,
CHOPPED
SMALLHANDFUL
OFCORIANDER,
CHOPPED
WOODEN
BAMBOO
SKEWERS
FORSERVING
GREEKYOGHURT
F R E S HM I N T,
CHOPPED
CUCUMBER
P I T TA B R E A D
Ingredients
1
Placeallthe
ingredients
ina mixingbowl
andcombinewell
byhandbefore
addingtoa food
processor.Pulse
toa finetexture.
2
Ifyouhave
time,leave
themixturein
thefridgefor
a fewhoursto
allowtheherbs
andspicesto
infusethe meat.
3
Soakthe
bamboo
skewers in warm
waterfor 30
minutespriorto
use,thentakea
smallfistfulof
themixtureand
mouldit around
theskewerinto
a sausageshape,
around1in thick.
4
Grillona
hotbarbecue
for5 minutes
oneachside,
turningonce.
5
Enjoyina
warmedpitta
breadwithmint,
yoghurtand
fresh cucumber.
THEMETHOD
Serves 4