Reader\'s Digest - 04.2020

(John Hannent) #1
A chicken just told me
her top-three favorite
composers of all time:
Bach, Bach, Bach.
—@ericdadourian

The laminator
is a device that
sounds a lot
more danger-
ous to baby
sheep than it
actually is.
—@Tups13

Do other animals
have signature
tranquilizers,
or are horses
just especially
stressed out?
—@atanenhaus

To be or not to be a horse
rider, that is equestrian.
—Mark Simmons, comedian

“No, YOU are a
drama queen,”
said the fainting
goat to the
opossum.
—@_Water_Baby

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Yuks


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Whoever named
the ewe really didn’t
like female sheep.
—@dawn_maestas
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