Reader\'s Digest - 04.2020

(John Hannent) #1
People say, “I’m taking it one day at a
time.” You know what? So is everybody.
That’s how time works.
—hannibal buress, comedian

the only woman there.”
Dad shrugged. “If
I go, you’ll still be the
only woman there.”
—Gerald E.
Bronnenberg
Nixa, Missouri

Adult or a dolt? Actual
things grown-ups have
had to have explained
to them, as shared on
reddit.com:
✦Why a room below
sea level on a cruise
ship would not have
a balcony.
✦That there are more
than six bones in the
human body ... she
thought it was head,
back, arms, and legs.
✦In regard to the
North and South Poles,

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that neither is “the one
that is always hot.”
✦That Halloween has
never and will never

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I’LL DRIVE


fall on Friday the 13th.
It was my mother.
✦That islands don’t
tip over if you put too
much weight on the
edge.
✦That Earth has one
moon. The new moon
on the calendar every
month confused her.

Today, I flew on the set of a nightmare.

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