Reader\'s Digest AU NZ 03.2020

“Doyouthinkit’swisetomoveawayfromSolarEnergy?”

READER’S DIGEST

TheBestMedicine

SignsofLife

Asthecustomerapproachesa shop,
henoticesthislargesignonthe
door:DANGER!BEWAREOFDOG!
Hecarefullyenterstheshop,but
onceinsideallheseesisa fatolddog
asleeponthefloor.“Isthatthedog
folksaresupposedtobewareof?”
heaskstheshopowner.
“Yep,that’shim,”theownersays.
“Hedoesn’tlookdangeroustome.

Whywouldyoupostthatsign?”

“Because,”saystheowner,

“beforeI postedthatsign,people

kepttrippingoverhim.”

petcentral.chewy.com

Undermined

Mywifekeepstellingeveryonethat

shecanreadtheirminds,butshe

nevercan.She’stelepathetic.

SUBMITTEDBYBRADBRIDGWATER

LAUGHTER

CARTOON BY HARLEY SCHWADRON. ILLUSTR ATION: GET T Y IMAGES

60 march 2020