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CHRISTOPHER
SADOWSKI
(HOUSE)
READER’SDIGEST
A
fterhe’dfinishedpaintingoneevening
athisnewhouseinWestfield,New
Jersey,DerekBroaddusfoundan
envelopeaddressedinthick,clunky
handwritingto“TheNewOwner”.
Dearestnew neighbour at 657
Boulevard,allowmetowelcomeyou
totheneighbourhood.
Buying 657 Boulevard hadful-
filleda dreamforDerekandhiswife,
Maria.Thehousewasa fewblocks
fromMaria’schildhoodhome.Their
threekids,whowerefive,eightand
tenyearsold,werealreadydebating
whichofthehouse’sfireplaces Santa
Clauswoulduse.
Thetypednotewenton:
Mygrandfatherwatchedthehouse
inthe1920sandmyfatherwatched
inthe1960s.Itisnowmytime.Do
youknowthehistoryofthehouse?
Doyouknowwhatlieswithinthe
wallsof 657 Boulevard?Whyareyou
here?I willfindout.
TheletteridentifiedtheBroaddus-
es’Hondaminivan,aswellasthe
workersrenovatingthehome.
I seealreadythatyouhavef lood-
ed 657 Boulevardwithcontractors
sothatyoucandestroythehouseas
itwassupposedtobe.Tsk,tsk,tsk...
badmove.Youdon’twanttomake
657 Boulevardunhappy.
Earlierintheweek,thefamilyhad
gonetothehouseandchattedwith
theirnewneighbours.Theletter
writerseemedtohave noticed.
Youhavechildren.I haveseenthem.
SofarI thinktherearethreethat
I havecounted...OnceI knowtheir
namesI willcalltothemanddraw
themtoo[sic]me.
The envelope had no return
address.
WhoamI?There arehundreds
andhundredsofcarsthatdriveby
657 Boulevardeachday.MaybeI am
inone.Lookatallthewindowsyou
canseefrom 657 Boulevard.Maybe
I aminone.
Welcomemy friends,welcome.
Letthepartybegin.
Asignaturewastyped in a cursive
font:
- TheWatcher
I
t wasafter10pm,andDerekwas
alone.Heracedaroundthehouse
turningofflightssonoonecould
seeinside,thencalledthepolice.An
officercametothehouseandread
theletter.HeaskedDerekwhether
hehadenemiesandrecommend-
edmovingapieceofconstruction
equipmentfromthebackverandah
incasetheWatchertriedtotossit
througha window.
DerekandMariaemailedJohnand
Andrea Woods, the couple who’d sold
94 March 2020