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32 LAW 4
TRANSGRESSIONOFTHELAW
Gnaeus
Marcius,
alsoknown
as
Coriolanus,
wasa
greatmilitary
hero
of
ancientRome.Inthefirsthalfofthefifth
century
B.C.hewon
manyimpor-
tant
battles,
saving
the
city
from
calamity
timeandtime
again.
Becausehe
spent
mostofhistimeonthe
battlefield,
fewRomansknewhim
personally,
making
him
something
ofa
legendaryfigure.
In 454
B.C.,
Coriolanusdecideditwastimeto
exploit
his
reputation
andenter
politics.
He
stood
for
election
to
the
high
rank
of
consul.
Candi—
datesforthis
position
traditionally
madea
public
address
early
inthe
race,
andwhenCoriolanuscamebeforethe
people,
he
beganbydisplaying
the
dozensofscarshehadaccumulatedover
seventeen
years
of
fighting
for
Rome.
Fewin
the
crowd
really
heardthe
lengthyspeech
that
followed;
those
scars,
proof
ofhis
valorand
patriotism,
movedthe
people
to
tears.
Coriola.nus’selectionseemedcertain.
Whenthe
pollingday
arrived,
however,
Coriolanusmadean
entry
intotheforumescorted
by
theentiresenateand
by
the
city’spatricians,
the
aristocracy.
Thecommon
people
whosawthisweredisturbed
by
such
a
blustering
showofconfidenceonelection
day.
AndthenCoriolanus
spokeagain,mostlyaddressing
the
wealthy
citi-
zenswhohad
accompanied
him.Hiswordswere
arrogant
andinsolent.
Claiming
certain
victory
inthe
vote,
heboastedofhisbattlefield
exploits,
madesour
jokes
that
appealedonly
to
the
patricians,
voiced
angry
accuser»
tions
against
his
opponents,
and
speculated
onthericheshewould
bring
to
Rome.Thistimethe
people
listened:
They
hadnotrealizedthatthis
leg-
endary
soldierwasalsoacommon
braggart.
NewsofCoriolanus’ssecond
speechspreadquicklythrough
Rome,
andthe
people
turnedoutin
great
numberstomakesurehewasnot
elected.
Defeated,
Coriolanusreturnedtothe
battlefield,
bitterand
vowing
revenge
onthecommonfolkwhohadvoted
against
him.Someweekslater
a
large
shipment
of
grain
arrivedinRome.Thesenatewas
ready
todistrib~
utethisfoodtothe
people,
for
free,
but
just
as
they
were
preparing
tovote
onthe
question
Coriolanus
appeared
onthe
scene
andtookthe
senate
floor.The
distribution,
he
argued,
would
havea.harmful
effectonthe
city
asawhole.Severalsenators
appeared
won
over,
andthevoteonthedistri-
butionfellintodoubt.Coiiolanusdidnot
stop
there:Hewentontocon—
demothe
concept
of
democracy
itself.Headvocated
getting
ridofthe
people’srepresen!atives—the
tribunes-—-and
turning
over
the
governing
of
the
city
tothe
patricians.
WhenwordofCoriolanus’slatest
speech
reachedthe
people,
their
anger
knewnobounds.Thetribunesweresenttothesenatetodemand
thatCoriolanus
appear
beforethem.Herefused.Riotsbrokeoutallover
the
city.
The
senate,
fearing
the
people’s
wrath,
finally
votedinfavorofthe
grain
distribution.
The
tribunes
were
appeased,
butthe
people
stilldo
mandedthatCoriolanus
speak
tothemand
apologize.
Ifhe
repented,
and
agreed
to
keep
his
opinions
to
himself,
hewouldbeallowedtoreturnto
thebattlefield.
Coriolanusdid
appear
onelast
timebeforethe
people,
wholistened
to