All
forthwithfellfull
cryupon
theAss:
A
Wolfofsome
book-
learningteslified
Tim!thatcurs:beast
mus!
suffer
Iheir
despite,
That
gullskimzerl
author
of
their
[71'te0L¢s
plight.
Theyjudged
him
fir
fornaught
but
gallows-bail.’
How
vile,
anal/zeris
grass
to
xec1uestrzIlr’.’
Hisdeathalonecould
wcpiale
Acrimeso
heinous,
as
full
wellhelearns.
Tim
(curt,
as
youtz»of
grcal
or
poor
estate,
Willpamtyou
either
whiteorbfllilk
by
turns‘.
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1621-1695
4!) LAW 5
withouther
noticing.
Butashe
sharpened
the
knife,
thelittle
girl’seyes
poppedopen
andsheran
away,
totheaudience’s
delight.
He
repeated
this
andother
parodies
forseveralweeks.SoonnoonecouldtakePeale’sshow
seriously,
andattendancewent
way
down.Withinafew
weeks,
theshow
closed.Overthenextfew
years
Bamumestablished
a
reputation
foraudac-
ity
andconsummate
showtnanship
thatlastedhiswholelife.Pea1e’s
reputa-
tion,
ontheother
hand,
neverrecovered.
Interpretation
BamumusedtwodifferenttacticstoruinPeale’s
reputation.
Thefirstwas
simple:
He sowed doubts aboutthe museum’s
stability
and
solvency.
Doubtisa
powerfulweapon:
Once
you
letitoutofthe
bag
withinsidious
rumors,
youropponents
areinahorribledilemma.Ontheonehand
they
can
deny
the
rumors,
even
prove
that
you
haveslanderedthem.Buta
layer
of
suspicion
willremain:
Why
are
theydefending
themselvessodes-
perately?Maybe
therumorhassometruthto
it?
If,
ontheother
hand,
they
takethe
high
roadand
ignore
you,
the
doubts,unrefuted,
willbeeven
stronger.
Ifdone
correctly,
the
sowing
ofrumorscansoinfuriateandunset-
tle
your
rivalsthatin
defending
themselves
they
willmakenumerousmis-
takes.Thisisthe
perfectweapon
forthosewhohaveno
reputation
oftheir
owntoworkfrom.
OnceBamumdidhavea
reputation
ofhis
own,
heusedthe
second,
gentler
tactic,
thefake
hypnotism
demonstration:Heridiculedhisrivals’
reputation.
Thistoowas
extremely
successful.Once
you
have
a
solidbase
of
respect,ridiculingyouropponent
both
puts
him
on
thedefensiveand
drawsmoreattentionto
you,
enhancingyour
own
reputation.Outright
slanderandinsultaretoo
strong
atthis
point;they
are
ugly,
and
may
hurt
you
morethan
helpyou.
But
gentle
barbsand
mockery
suggest
that
you
have
a
strongenough
sense
of
your
ownworthto
enjoy
a
goodlaugh
at
your
rival’s
expense.
Ahumorousfrontcanmake
you
out
asaharmless
en-
tertainerwhile
poking
holesinthe
reputation
of
your
rival.
Itiseasierto
cope
withabadconsciencethanwithabad
reputation.
Friedrirh/Vietzsrhrc,
18-44—I
900
KEYSTOPOWER
The
people
around
us,
evenourclosest
friends,
will
always
tosomeextent
remain
mysterious
andunfathomable.Theircharactershavesecretrecesses
that
they
neverreveal.Theunknowablenessof
other
people
could
prove
disturbing
ifwe
thought
aboutit
longenough,
sinceitwouldmakeitim-
possible
forus
really
to
judge
other
people.
Sowe
prefer
to
ignore
this
fact,
andto
judgepeople
ontheir
appearances,
onwhatismostvisibletoour
eyes—-clothes,
gestures,
words,
actions.Inthesocial
realm,
appearances
are
thebarometerofalmostallofour
judgments,
and
you
mustneverbenus-
ledinto
believing
otherwise.Onefalse
slip,
oneawkwardorsudden
change
in
yourappearance,
can
prove
disastrous.