—Jack (Sean Hayes), justifying his belief in God to
Will (Eric McCormack), on Will & Grace
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Answer: “So, I’m engaged to a man I’ve never seen before, and that is so me.”
�Giannina, updating her relationship status, on Love Is Blind
—Josie (Ashleigh Murray),
being warned about her new home
of New York, on Katy Keene
—John Oliver, reacting to Mike Bloomberg’s recent “stop-and-frisk”-
related apology, on Last Week Tonight
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Replace each letter with a different letter to solve the TV cryptogram. We’ve already given you three letters to start. Grab a pencil!
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—Eddie (Hudson Yang), explaining why he hasn’t shared his high SAT scores, on Fresh Off the Boat
I’ll tell Mom my score when I really need a
get-out-of-jail-free card. Like, for example, I’m in jail.
“I AM FROM RIVERDALE.
IT IS THE MURDER CAPITAL
OF THE WORLD.
I’LL BE FINE.”
“AS SOON AS HE HAD
SOMETHING TO GAIN FOR
APOLOGIZING, HE DID. AND
HE DID IT LIKE A MAN:
BEGRUDGINGLY AND ONCE.”
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—Rob (Zoe Kravitz),
leaving a run-in with
a chauvinist,
on High Fidelity
THAT WAS
LIKE
BEING
A WOMAN
IN A
MICHAEL
BAY MOVIE.
I’LL H AVE TO LOOK AT
ANOTHER CRYING MEME.
NOW HE’S GOT ME.
—Michael Jordan, poking fun at himself as he tears up, at Kobe Bryant’s memorial
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Look, have you ever
seen NCIS?
Has anyone you know
ever seen it?
“ N o .”
“ N o .”
But you still believe it
exists. Will, God is NCIS.
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JORDAN: KEVORK DJANSEZIAN/GETTY IMAGES;
KATY KEENE
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HIGH FIDELITY
: PHILLIP CARUSO/HULU;
WILL & GRACE
: CHRIS HASTON/NBC
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