Entertainment Weekly - 04.2020

(Michael S) #1
Finally,
a ninth film in
a blockbuster
franchise featuring
the return of a dead
Han that actually
looks good.

In a rare joint
declaration, alt-
right fascists and
socialist snowflakes
proclaim Betty
Gilpin is great in
The Hunt.

Better Call
Saul reveals
how Krazy-8 got
his nickname.
Coming soon: The
Secret Origin of
How Jesse Pinkman
Learned to Say
“Yeah, Bitch!”

Mark
Zuckerberg
only wishes his
murderous fixers
were as cool
as Kenton
on Devs.

A Quiet Place
Part II imagines
a dark future
where no one
talks about an
Office reboot.

American
Psycho
celebrates 20th
anniversary by
being president
another four
years, probably.

One Day at
a Time’s jump
to cable TV proves
nothing is ever
canceled, except
presumably
all cable TV
next year.

We don’t know
what Dave is,
and thanks to this
advertisement,
we never will.

Pete Davidson
says he’s done
with Saturday
Night Live, the
least weird thing
Pete Davidson
has ever said.

Running low on
’90s classics,
Disney prepares
The Emperor’s
Newest Groove.

At last:
a perfect
Hollywood
ending.

So, the long-
awaited Friends
reunion is...a
cast interview?
Pivot! Pivot!

New Bond
villain’s ray
gun fires a song
that puts
whole world
to sleep.

Some theaters
retitle Birds of
Prey to attract
moviegoers. Maybe
call it Sorry for
Suicide Squad.

Youth-centric
Walking Dead
spin-off sadly not
about sexy young
zombies seeking
careers in undead
fashion industry.

Goodbye to
Steven Universe,
the only kids’
cartoon combining
the medicinal
effects of Prozac
and LSD.

Hey, Rob
Pattinson!
Real Batmen
have curves.

THIS MONTH’S
HITS & MISSES

BY → DARREN FRANICH @DARRENFRANICH

The New
Mutants includes
a lesbian
romance—or, as
the Chinese
censors describe
it, “friendship.”

WEINSTEIN: JOHANNES EISELE/AFP VIA GETTY IMAGES;

STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE

: CARTOON NETWORK;

F9: UNIVERSAL; EILISH: AMY SUSSMAN/GETTY IMAGES;

NO TIME TO DIE

: NICOLA DOVE/MGM;

ONE DAY AT A TIME

: ADAM ROSE/NET-

FLIX;
DEVS
: RAYMOND LIU/FX;

BIRDS OF PREY

: CLAUDETTE BARIUS/WARNER BROS.;

THE WALKING DEAD

: JACKSON LEE DAVIS/AMC;

BATMAN

: HULTON ARCHIVE/GETTY IMAGES;

AMERICAN PSYCHO

: KERRY HAYES;

THE HUNT

: PATTI PERRET/

UNIVERSAL;

A QUIET PLACE PART II

: JONNY COURNOYER/PARAMOUNT;

BETTER CALL SAUL

: GREG LEWIS/AMC/SONY PICTURES TELEVISION;

MULAN
: DISNEY;

FRIENDS

: REISIG&TAYLOR; DAVIDSON: JOHN SHEARER/WIREIMAGE

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