2020-03-01 Reader\'s Digest AUNZ

READER’S DIGEST

HumourontheJob

Long Forgotten
In his memoir, BlowingtheBloody
Doors Off, actor MichaelCaine
describes a timehehaileda taxi.
After he got in andtheydroveoff,
he noticed the driversizinghim
up in the rearviewmirror.
“Hey, I know you,”hetoldthe
two-time Oscar winner.
“I nodded encouragement,”Caine
writes. “I was hopingforsomething
about how brilliantI’dbeenin
Batman Begins.
“Instead: ‘Didn’tyouusedtobe
MichaelCaine?’”

ALL IN A DAY’S WORK

CARTOON CREDIT: DANA FRADON/CARTOONCOLLECTIONS.COM

“‘Honesty is the best policy.’

OK! Now, what’s the second-best policy?”

Food for Thought

Every office is only

as motivated as its

snack collection.

APARNA NANCHERIA, COMEDIAN

90 march 2020