2020-05-01_Golf_Digest

fieri: larry marani/getty images • rockers: andrew brusso

RULES THAT WERE

TOO STRICT FOR EVEN

THE MASTERS

▶ scorecards must be

notarized by licensed

georgia notary

▶ merchandise tent accepts

cashier’s checks only

▶ all-green attire

rule for players. even

undergarments

▶ underwear is to be

referred to as

“undergarments” at

all times

▶ magnolia lane speed

limit of 3 miles per hour

▶ patrons caught

saying anything about

potatoes—especially

mashed ones—sentenced

to one night in butler

ca bin gu l ag

MASTERS TV BINGO

Masters Champions Dinner Menu

brooks

koepka referred

to as “brad”

or “bruce”

jim nantz

says “hello

friends”

highlight

package

of tiger’s win

in 2019

the tinkling

piano of

“augusta”

joe ford

appears

free square

highlight

package

of jack’s win

in 1986

bryson

discusses

effects

of azalea

pollen

on spin

phil

from the

pine

straw

Choice of balsamic vinaigrette

or light Italian dressing

served with a side of testosterone!

Beet Medley

pigitty diggity dogs in a hot little blanket

space Cowboy Ribeye

Served with garlic butter

seared on a camaro engine block

and drowned in donkey sauce!

Dessert

off da chain gang

Lemon meringue

so good it’s against the law!

2016 Quintessa,

Napa Valley, Cabernet Sauvignon

you can have any brew you like

as long as it’s corona

edited by coleman bentley

greenest things in sports

▶ The green jacket

▶ New York Jets fan with a Prius

▶ The Green Monster

▶ Mean Joe Greene

▶ The first round at Wimbledon

▶ Charley Hoffman’s glove

best jock jams

augusta

Masters theme

roundball rock

NBA on NBC theme

are you ready for

some football?

Monday Night

Football theme

rest in peace

Undertaker entrance theme

one shining moment

March Madness theme

bugler’s dream

Olympics theme