Reader\'s Digest IN 02.2020

Reader’s Digest

LAUGH LINES

If my calculations

are correct,

slinky + escalator =

everlasting fun.

— @ray

When I was a kid

I made all my toys watch

Toy Story so they knew I

was on to them.

— @JakeNotStFarm

This morning,

I brushed my

hair with an

American Girl doll

brush because

apparently she’s the

only one in my house

who puts things

back where

they belong.

— @mommajessiec

If The Lego Movie

is about anything

other than parents

cursing after

stepping on Legos,

it’s not based on

a true story.

— @andylassner

You deserve

whatever

happens

to you on a

pogo stick.

— @TigNotaro

My daughter loves all the

toys she sees in commercials,

so of course I have to tell her

that they don’t exist in real

life, just on TV.

— @Jenny4ashley

Toy

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