Reader\'s Digest IN 02.2020

(C. Jardin) #1

40 february 2020


Reader’s Digest


LIFE’S
Like That

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time that her oldest
daughter was due to give
birth to her first baby. On
the morning my friend
went into labour, I
happened to drive by her
house, wondering what
she’d had. A sign on the
front porch gave me my
answer: “It’s an Uncle!”
—Pam Lester

I love overhearing
pet owners talking to
their dogs. Recently,
I was petting a pup who
seemed happy until he

suddenly growled at
me. Alarmed, I got up
and left. As I turned a
corner, I heard his
owner quietly reproach
him: “You always do
this, Oscar. You drive
away all your friends.”
— @juliagalef

At the doctor’s office,
a 20-something man
was trying to make an
appointment for a
Mrs Brown. Try as he
might, he just could
not remember her
first name. Frustrated,
he left. A few minutes
later, I passed him
outside the office on
the phone.
“Hey, Dad,” he said.
“What’s Mom’s first
name?”
—James Secor

Trying to get online
at my mother-in-law’s,
I scrolled through
various internet access
names. One neigh-
bour’s Wi-Fi really
stood out: “You Kids
Get Off My LAN!”
—Nancy Lawson

A friend was due to give
birth around the same

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