Reader\'s Digest Canada - 05.2020

SHUTTERSTOCK/MARINAD_37

Dear cereal makers,

exactly how tall do you think

kitchen cabinet shelves are?

— @ANNIEMUMARY

A frittata is

just an omelette

that studied

abroad for a year

in university.

— @JENSTATSKY

A new study finds

that sausages are often

linked to other sausages.

— @DONNI

The quickest way

to find out the

time is to order a

beer at breakfast

with your mother.

— @ARTBYPUSH

Morning

Yo k e s

If you’re getting

serious about

someone, check

what number

their toaster is set

on, because that’s

what you’re going

to be living with.

— @WILLIAMADER

My wife was going

to make pancakes.

Then she wasn’t.

Then she was.

Then she wasn’t.

Then she was.

Now it looks like

she’s just waffling.

— @KENTWGRAHAM

rd.ca 75

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