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READER’S DIGEST
Kate Lowenstein is a health editor
currently at Vice; Daniel Gritzer is
the culinary director of the cooking
site Serious Eats.
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2 teaspoo
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⅛ teaspoongroundginger,
and one large pinch each of freshly
grated nutmeg and ground cloves.
In a separate medium bowl, whisk
1 large egg white until lightly
foamy. Whisk in dry ingredients
along with ½ teaspoon vanilla
extract until a smooth batter forms.
Using a rubber spatula, fold in
4 cups shelled walnut halves (about
500 grams) until evenly coated.
Spread glazed walnuts in a single
even layer on a tray lined with
baking paper and bake at 150°C
until nuts are lightly toasted,
around 25 minutes. Let cool,
stirring occasionally to prevent
sticking. Break up any remaining
clumps, then serve.PHOTO: MAT THEW COHEND
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