“TheWiFipasswordis:
‘buysomethingorgetout’.”
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GENIE:Whatisyourfirstwish?
JOE:I wanttoberich.
GENIE:Granted.Andwhatisyour
secondwish?
RICH:I wantlotsofmoney. @fro_vo
BiteoftheApple
TheCEOofa largecorporationwas
givingadvicetoa juniorexecutive.“I
wasyoung,marriedandoutofwork,”
helectured.“ItookthelastfivecentsI
hadandboughtanapple.I polishedit
andsoldit fortencents.Thenextday
I boughttwoapples,polishedthem,
andsoldthemfortencentseach.”
“Isee,”saidthejuniorexecutive.
“Youreinvestedyourmoneyand
grewa bigbusiness.”
“No,”saidtheCEO.
“Thenmywife’sfatherdiedand
leftmea fortune.” jewel993.com
NeverSayNever
Neveranswerananonymousletter.
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LAUGHTER
CARTOON: MIKE SHAPIRO
64 april 2020