Celebrities aren’t into
your tiny tat trend
I don’t make the rules!
L a d y G a g a d o e s!
By HANNAH CHAMBERS
il zodiac
symbols,
miniscule pet
pics, delicate
cursive—been
there, Pinned that,
got the targeted
ads to prove it. But
while we normies
spend months
on end debating
whether a subtle
so-hot-rn finger
tattoo could make
us unemployable
and/or our mothers
disown us, famous
people are still out
here inking up their
literal entire bods.
These masterpieces
are the biggest
“they’re most
definitely not like us”
flex since “I clearly
don’t have to carry
any of my own shit”
micro purses. Here’s
a fun little ranking
for ya, from almost
normal size to
absolutely huge.
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1
MILEY CYRUS
She could hide this
art under regular
clothes, but...why?
2
RIHANNA
A “tribute to her
grandma” in the form
of an underboob
Egyptian goddess.
Sure.
3
LADY GAGA
Tried *so* hard not
to make a pun about
how she wasn’t
“born this way,” but
here we are.
4
SCARJO
So sweet! So floral!
So perfect for
pairing with low-
back dresses on a
red carpet!
5
ANGELINA
JOLIE
The OG
trend-bucking
ink fiend.
6
BEN AFFLECK
Show me this
as a warning the
n e x t t i m e I g o t o a
tat parlor and
ask for “something
random.”
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