“I’m not a
fan of these
because I’m
afraid someone
will swipe
Jaclyn’s wallet.”
—Maria, mom of
accessories market
“I don’t like huge
brand names. You
shouldn’t have to
be so blatant. Let
the design of your
clothes or handbags
do the talking.”
—Leigh, mom of
associate fashion editor
Lauren Adhav
“I hate all those
frumpy small-
floral-print
peasant maxis.”
—Vickie, mom of
editor-in-chief
Jess Pels
All the
trends your mom hates
for literally no reason
In case you’d forgotten that
shopping together means
you’re a captive audience
for her THOUGHTS.
By RACHEL TORGERSON
“If your arms are cold,
your legs are cold.”
—Sarah, mom of supervising
producer Abbey Adkison
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“Adding gray to any primary
color = a dirty color.”
“I’m not trying to see
people in shorts with their
booties hanging out.”
—Tina, mom of shopping
editor Alexis Bennett
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fashun),
so we’re
r gonna
espectful
ly disagr
Ha ee.
ppy Moth
er’s Day
though—
we love
you!
fashion
32 Cosmopolitan May 2020
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