Reader\'s Digest USA - 04.2020

A chicken just told me

her top-three favorite

composers of all time:

Bach, Bach, Bach.

—@ericdadourian

The laminator

is a device that

sounds a lot

more danger-

ous to baby

sheep than it

actually is.

—@Tups13

Do other animals

have signature

tranquilizers,

or are horses

just especially

stressed out?

—@atanenhaus

To be or not to be a horse

rider, that is equestrian.

—Mark Simmons, comedian

“No, YOU are a

drama queen,”

said the fainting

goat to the

opossum.

—@_Water_Baby

Barnyard

Yuks

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LAUGH LINES

Whoever named

the ewe really didn’t

like female sheep.

—@dawn_maestas