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IT MAY BEWINTER BUT
YOU CAN KEEP WARM
WITH THESE LAUGHS.
Q: What’s round,
smelly and
laughs?
A: A tickled onion.Q: Why didn’t the horse
draw the cart?
A: Because it couldn’t
hold the pencil.Q: What do insects
learn at school?
A: Mothematics.Q: What’s the easiest
way to count a herd of
cattle?
A: With a cowculator.Q: Why couldn’t the
chicken find her eggs?
A: She had mislaid
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seasickelephant?
A: room.Q: What do dogs eat
at the movies?
A: Pup-corn.Q: What kind of keys do
kids like to carry?
A: Cookies.Q: What is a ghost’s
favourite ride?
A: A rollerghoster.Q: What day do
eggs hate the
most?
A: Fry-day.Q: What do you
call a donkey
with three legs?
A: A wonkey.Patient: “Doctor,
Doctor, I feel like a
camera.”
Doctor: “I’ll be with
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