FREAK OUT^51
PARENTS
AS KIDS
POO HEAD
PIRATE
LUNCH
DOG
WALKER
SUNBURN FREE
NOODLE COLLAR
Next time you’ve only got a Vegemite sandwich and an apple in your lunchbox,
don’t whinge.
There are some
poor kids whose
parents are going
waaay OTT (over
the top) and creating
‘masterpieces’ like
this pirate-inspired
platter. Shame job!This beach get-up is
wrong on so many
levels. Firstly, why
wear a bikini over
the top of the rashie?
Secondly, why bother
with the sunnies
when your eyes are
covered? Thirdly, how
on earth is she going to
drink from that can in
her hand? Puh-lease,
give us sun lotion any
day.Don’t want to look ridiculous next time you’re
trying to stuff down some two-minute noodles
or leftover spag bol? Aren’t you lucky we
found this handy product
on Pinterest then? It will
save you from looking
silly due to a
careless
spill... but we
doubt you’ll
get a date to
the school
disco.Sick of being made to walk the dog?
Rather ride your
BMX instead?
Well, thanks
to this idea we
saw on Pinterest,
we’ve solved your
problem! Warning:
This product has not
been tested on bike ramps!We have one question. Why? Most of us
spend a good deal of time trying to avoid
poo piles, whether
we’re flushing them
out of sight or trying
not to step in some
dog doo-doo. That
being said, it’s beyond
us why someone
would want to wear
a poo hat, even if it
is fake. This idea
is, um, hard to
swallow.Next time your mum wants a family photo,
you might wanna tell her about Paul Ripke’s
photo series, where kids are the parents and
parents are the kids. Yep, the German artist
basically swaps the faces of the mums and
dads with their kids and the results are...
disturbing! To think, we would never have
discovered this if it weren’t for Pinterest.
Whew!