New Zealand Listener 03.14.2020

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MARCH 14 2020 LISTENER


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n March 2018, Kiwi boxer Joseph Parker
fought a heavyweight title unification bout
against Briton Anthony Joshua in front
of 78,000 spectators at Cardiff’s Principality
Stadium. Last weekend, he fought American
journeyman Shawndell “The Bald Eagle”
Winters at a 12,000-seat indoor stadium in
Frisco, Texas.
The venues tell the story of Parker’s career
trajectory. After being defeated by Joshua,
he lost another points decision to Dillian
Whyte at London’s 02 Arena. His fights since
then have taken place at Christchurch’s
Horncastle Arena, the Dunkin’ Donuts
Center in Providence, Rhode Island, and the
aforementioned stadium in Frisco, a Dallas
Cowboys practice facility that also stages the
Whataburger Friday Night Stars, a local high-
school football competition.
The comparison with the previous week-
end’s highly charged Tyson Fury- Deontay
Wilder encounter in Las Vegas (Sport, March
7) was equally invidious: the atmosphere was
flat, many ringside seats were unoccupied
and the ring announcer was a particularly
risible example of that bogus brotherhood.
Although the fighters’ low-key entrances
were a welcome change from the grandiosity
of Las Vegas, they further contributed to the
impression of a low-budget production.
Winters (39) has more children – seven –
than he has years in the pro-boxing ranks


  • five. Furthermore, being a natural cruiser-
    weight, he conceded a significant height and
    weight advantage. The equation for Parker
    was therefore simple: dispose of Winters con-
    vincingly or face up to the
    possibility that your ship
    has sailed.
    To his credit, Winters
    was no pushover, but
    Parker, looking rough,
    tough and powerful,
    flattened him in the
    fifth. Mission accom-
    plished. The journey,
    however circuitous, con-
    tinues. The dream
    remains alive.


Dreaming on


Joseph Parker takes one


small step back towards


boxing’s big time.


spend less and earn more. Call me


unworldly, but I thought all busi-


nesses tried to do that all the time.


NZR’s newish chief executive,


Mark Robinson, who earned nine All


Blacks caps between 2000 and 2002


and later studied at the University


of Cambridge, hardly quelled these


suspicions when asked if cost cut-


ting could lead to job losses. (NZR


employs about 140 people and the


review identified consolidation of


overlapping provincial and fran-


chise administrations as an area of


potential savings.) “In that space,”


said Robinson, “there are a whole lot


of possibilities regarding people right


across the ecosystem of rugby.” What-


ever happened to “no comment”?


Meanwhile, Britain’s Financial


Times has reported that NZR is in


discussions with venture capitalist


CVC, raising the prospect that private


equity may provide a long-term


solution to New Zealand rugby’s stra-
tegic dilemma of having the game’s
biggest brand but smallest home
market. CVC was a major investor
in Formula One between 2006 and
2017, has a 27% stake in England’s
Premiership Rugby and is negotiating
for a piece of the Six Nations tourna-
ment and the Pro14, a competition
involving clubs from Ireland, Italy,
Scotland, South Africa and Wales.
No doubt, the very term “venture
capitalist” will send shivers down
some rugby folks’ spines. CVC report-
edly sold its stake in Formula One
for three and a half times as much as
it paid for it, prompting one racing
team boss to say that “all [CVC’s]
actions have been taken to extract as
much money from the sport as pos-
sible and put in as little as possible”.
Call me unworldly, but I thought
all venture capitalists tried to do that
all the time. l

Joseph Parker:
mission
accomplished.

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