NEWSWEEK.COM 15
Talking Points
“Don’t be
a knucklehead,
keep a safe
distance”
—NEW JERSEY
HIGHWAY SIGN
“I’ve only
washed my
hair twice
for the show:
once for
Elton John
and once
for Senator
Warren.”
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“I WONDER IF PEOPLE
WILL FIND IT’S MORE
DIFFICULT TO LAUGH
RIGHT NOW. THERE IS A
GENERAL, BASE-LEVEL
SADNESS THAT OUR SPECIES
IS UNDER THREAT.”
—Jerry Seinfeld
“WE’RE NOT
GOING BACK
TO NORMAL.”
—california governor
gavin newsom
“Of course, everybody
wants to save every
life they can—but the
question is, towards
what end, ultimately?”
—former new jersey
governor chris christie
“SHAME ON US IF WE DON’T
HAVE ENOUGH TESTS BY
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“They’re contributing a
whole lot more than some
of the people that came out
of the right womb, or got
lucky and things, or know
how to arbitrage bonds
or whatever it may be.”
—warren buffett on
essential workers
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Gavin Newsom
Miley Cyrus
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