TVNZ 2: Water for Elephants,
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SATURDAY MARCH 7
6.00 Takaro Tribe (G, R, HD,
C, AD)
6.10 Thomas & Friends (G, C, AD)
6.25 Tinpo (G, HD, C, AD)
6.30 Blaze and the Monster
Machines (G, R, HD, C)
6.50 The Insectibles (G, R, HD,
C, AD)
7.05 Thunderbirds Are Go! (G,
HD, C, AD)
7.25 The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, HD, C)
7.50 Beyblade Burst Rise (G,
HD, C)
8.15 Ninjago (G, HD, C)
8.40 Justice League Action (G,
HD, C)
9.00 Regular Show (PGR, HD, C)
9.15 Walk the Prank (G, HD, C)
9.35 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C)
10.00 ■ Fresh Local series with
a focus on Pasifika youth.
Today, the stars of the
world’s No 1-ranked fighting
gym, City Kickboxing.
10.30 Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
11.25 Black-ish (PGR, R, HD, C)
11.55 ■ Doctor Who (R, C, AD)
1.25 Dogs Make You Laugh Out
Loud (G, R, HD, C)
2.25 The Bachelorette NZ
Omnibus (R, C, AD)
6.00 Friends (G, R, HD, C) Phoebe
pretends to be Joey’s
agent, Ross is upset when
Ben brings a Barbie doll
on his weekend visit, and
Chandler goes to the girls for
relationship advice.
7.0 0 ■ Mr Popper’s Penguins
(2011, G, HD, C, AD) A
penguin shows up at a New
York businessman’s door,
turning his life upside down.
Jim Carrey, Carla Gugino,
Angela Lansbury.
8.45 ■ Water for Elephants (2011,
AO, HD, C, AD) In 1931, a
former veterinary student
takes a job in a travelling
circus and falls in love
with the ringmaster’s wife.
Robert Pattinson, Reece
Witherspoon, Christoph
Waltz. TV Films, page 69
11.15 ■ Conspiracy Theory
(1997, AO, R, HD) A Justice
Department lawyer becomes
involved with an eccentric
New York taxi driver who is
obsessed with conspiracy
theories. Julia Roberts, Mel
Gibson, Patrick Stewart, Cylk
Cozart.
1.45am ■ Mortdecai (2015, AO,
R, HD, C, AD) A rogueish
art dealer tries to recover a
stolen Goya that is rumoured
to conceal the location of a
hoard of gold. Johnny Depp,
Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan
McGregor.
3.35 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, HD)
4.00 Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
5.05 Fresh (R)
5.30 – 6.00 Religious
Programming (R)6.00 Charles Stanley
6.30 Infomercials
9.30 Newshub Nation (HD)
Simon Shepherd presents
current affairs.
10.30 The Taste USA (G, R, HD)
11.30 Married at First Sight USA:
The First Year (PGR, R, HD)
12.25 Face Off (PGR, R, HD)
1.20 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show
(PGR, HD, C)
2.30 Fresh Off the Boat (PGR,
HD) s6ep7
3.00 The Goldbergs (PGR, HD, C)
s7ep5
3.25 Survivor: David vs Goliath
(G, HD, C)
4.20 Guadalquivir: The Great
River (G, HD, C)
5.30 Helloworld (G, HD)
6.00 Newshub Live (HD)
7.00 America’s Got Talent: The
Champions (G, HD, C) Terry
Crews presents a talent show
featuring former contestants
from America and around
the world. Tonight, the semi-
final. s2ep5
8.55 ■ Angels & Demons (2009,
AO, HD, C) Robert Langdon
works with a nuclear
physicist to prevent an
attack on the Vatican. Tom
Hanks, Ewan McGregor.
TV Films, page 69
11.30 ■ Nanny Surveillance
(2018, AO, HD, C) A nanny
torments a couple by
controlling their smart home
system. Cinta Laura, Adam
Huber.
1.20am Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley6.00 Te Karere (R, HD)
6.30 Country Calendar (G, R, HD,
C, AD)
7.00 Fishing and Adventure (G, R,
HD, C)
7.30 Infomercials
8.00 ■ Faith in Action (R)
8.30 Infomercials
9.00 Whanau Living (G, R, HD)
9.30 Tagata Pasifika
10.00 ■ Pacific Island Food
Revolution (G, HD, C) The
remaining teams must cook
an epic island feast.
11.05 John & Lisa’s Weekend
Kitchen (G, HD)
12.05 A Place to Call Home (PGR,
R, HD, C, AD) Sarah supports
a heartbroken Roy, Elizabeth
questions her place in the
family, and Henry’s life is
changed forever. s6ep2
1.15 ■ Your Home Made Perfect
(G, R, HD, C) UK series in
which new visions for homes
are revealed by virtual reality.
2.30 ■ The Hotel Inspector
Returns (G, R, HD, C)
Alex Polizzi returns to the
Waterhall Country Hotel.
3.30 Sarah Beeny’s Renovate
Don’t Relocate (G, HD)
Sarah Beeny creates new
layouts and design ideas for
homes.
4.25 ■ Motokā (C) Former All
Black and car enthusiast
Andy Ellis travels the
country in search of the
quintessential Kiwi ride.
5.00 The Chase (G, HD, C)
Bradley Walsh hosts a UK
quiz show.
6.00 1 News (HD, C)
7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night
Takeaway (C) Ant and
Dec present a UK variety
show, featuring stunts,
sketches and special guest
appearances (includes Lotto
at 8.00pm).
8.30 Best Home Cook (G, HD,
C, AD) Claudia Winkleman
presents a search for
Britain’s best home cooks,
with judges Mary Berry,
Angela Hartnett and Chris
Bavin. Tonight, the cooks
must make their ultimate
meringues.
9.40 Manifest (AO, HD, C,
AD) Tensions flare as the
passengers of Flight 828
finally come to understand
the meaning of their
terrifying callings. s2ep6
10.40 Mrs Wilson (AO, R, HD, C)
Alison arrives at the door of
a reluctant collaborator in
her husband’s lies. s1ep2
11.50 Doctor Doctor (AO, R, HD, C,
AD) Hayley and Meryl deal
with the aftermath of two
boxes of uncounted votes.
s2ep4
12.50am Coronation Street 2019
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
2.55 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.30 Kids’ Programmes (G, R)
10.00 Swagger (G, R)
10.30 Whānau Bake Off (G, R)
11.00 School of Training (G, R)
11.30 HakaNation (G, R)
Noon Waka Ama Sprint Nationals
1.00 Haati Grassroots Rugby (R)
2.00 Schick Poitūkohu Kura
Tuarua (R)
3.00 Total Combat (PGR, R)
4.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
4.30 Paki Vault (PGR, R)
5.00 The Hui (G)
5.30 Ngā Tamariki o te Kohu
(G, R)
6.30 Te Ao: Māori News
7.0 0 ■ Moshi Monsters: The
Movie (2013, G) The Moshi
Monsters band together to
stop the evil Dr Strangelove.
Voice of Emma Tate.
8.40 ■ The Godfather (1972, AO,
R) The ageing patriarch of
an organised crime family
transfers control of his
empire to his reluctant son
Marlon Brando, Al Pacino.
TV Films, page 69
11.30 – 12.00am Te Ao: Māori News
(R)6.00 Infomercials (G, R)
10.00 Judge Jerry (G, R)
10.30 The Kelly Clarkson Show
(G, R)
12.30 Hoarders Marathon (G, R)
2.30 Love It or List It (G, R)
4.30 Undercover Boss (G, R, C)
7.30 Botched (PGR, R) A pop
star impersonator’s silicone
injections have left her with
a dented chin, and a young
woman reveals her bad boob
job to her mum
8.30 Vanderpump Rules (AO)
With the wedding in
Kentucky days away, Jax
must decide whether or not
to forgive Tom Sandoval, and
James sends Raquel a string
of hurtful text messages.
9.30 The Real Housewives of
New Jersey (AO) Jackie
plans a trip to the Hamptons
with the hopes of getting
Margaret and Teresa to make
up.
10.30 A Lie to Die for (AO, R)
11.30 Love It or List It (G, R)
12.20am Infomercials (G, R)
5.00 – 6.00 How Do I Look? (G, R)■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High DefinitionPRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Kids’ Programmes (G, R)
10.00 SmackDown (PGR, R)
11.00 RAW (PGR, R)
Noon Ice Road Truckers (PGR, R, C)
1.00 Antiques Road Trip (G, R)
2.00 American Restoration (G,
R, C)
2.30 Super League (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G, R)
5.00 TradeZone Addicted to
Fishing (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Homes by the Med (G, C)
7.0 0 ■ WhichCar (G) Australian
motoring series. A Japanese
sports legend returns to test
Ford’s sports legend.
7.30 The Sixties (PGR, R, C) 1968
included the assassinations
of Martin Luther King Jr and
Robert Kennedy.
8.30 Hellfire Heroes (PGR, C)
A brush fire could engulf a
whole forest.
9.30 Super Rugby (G) Crusaders
v Reds, replay from
Orangetheory Stadium,
Christchurch.
11.30 – 12.30am Clash of the
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