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For the Record
‘Money
is not
getting
into
people’s
hands.’
CARMEN YULÍN CRUZ,
mayor of San Juan, P.R., in
an April 25 appearance on
MSNBC; she claimed
that no Puerto Rican
residents had yet received
federal stimulus checks,
attributing the delay to local
distribution problems
‘Under no circumstance
should our disinfectant
products be administered
into the human body.’
RECKITT BENCKISER,
the company that makes Lysol and Dettol, in an April
statement after President Trump speculated in a briefing
that it might be possible to treat COVID-19 using
disinfectants; Trump later said he was being sarcastic
‘We have
won that
battle. But
we must
remain
vigilant if we
are to keep
it that way.’
JACINDA ARDERN,
New Zealand Prime Minister,
on April 27, announcing that
the country had eliminated
“widespread undetected
community transmission”
of the novel coronavirus
‘I FEEL
LIKE THEY
MADE US
GUINEA
PIGS.’
LENON PAGE,
co-owner of a spa business in Savannah, Ga.,
speaking to TIME after Georgia Governor Brian Kemp
announced that businesses including gyms, salons
and barbershops could reopen on April
‘Maybe if
you get enough
of these little
gestures,
it will all
come out for
the better in
t he e n d.’
DENNIS RUHNKE,
on sending a single N95 mask
to New York Governor Andrew
Cuomo; Cuomo read a letter
from the retired Kansas farmer
at a daily briefing on April
144,
Boxes of cookies the Girl
Scouts of Alaska were
left with when COVID-
stopped the selling season,
local media said on
April 26; a federal loan will
help the group make up the
resulting funding gap
9 %
Approximate average drop per
decade in abundance of land-
dwelling insects, according
to a study published April 24;
researchers looked at more
than 150 long-term surveys of
insect populations
GOOD NEWS
of the week
A 6-year-old in British
Columbia gained
international attention
for opening a joke stand
at the end of his driveway,
where he offers laughs
while maintaining
social distance