Beano - 14.03.2020

(Jeff_L) #1

EVERYTHING


YOUNEED TO


NOSEABOUT


SNEEZING!


GERMS CAN
BE BLASTED
UP TO 5FEET
AWAY
!

ASNEEZE
CAN SEND
GERMS
FLYING OUT
AT UP TO
200MPH
!

ASINGL ESNEEZE
RELEASES

100,


GERMS INTO THE


YOUPRODUCE AIR!
2.5 PINTS OF
SNOT
EVERY
DAYAND YO
SWALLOWMOSTU

OF IT! YUCK!


WHEN YOU
SNEEZE,
BACTERIA
STAYSINT

HE


AIR FORUPTO
45 MINUTES

!


THE WORLD’S LONGEST
SNEEZEWASBYDONNA

GRIFFITHS INWORCESTERSHIRE


WHOSNEEZEDNON-STOP
FOR 978DAY S!

DID YOUKNOW?


TURNIPSCAN CURE


COUGHS!WE’DRATHER


HAVE THECOUGH!


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UCK
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