Wheredoyou find babysoldiers?In theinf antry!
WORDS&A
RT:
Nigel
Auchterlounie
Whywas thebroom late forwork? It over-sw ept!
there’salotgoing
on in ed’shead...ed is in goal...yourealynedto
narowthatdown!-edargh!the tension is
unbearable! let’sjust
diveright or left!holdyour nerve!
we nedto wait
until thevery
lastmoment!what’staking so
long?idon’t even
understand how
we’re ableto have
this conversation!yes!ilovebeing in goal!
ihaven’t gotaclue howto
playfotbal but in goal,
you’re justleft alone!we did it!
we saved
the goal!the bal’s
coming
thisway!with pure
skil!argh! no!whose
stupid ideawasit
to be in goal?! calm down! we
can do this!thatkid with the
gren jumper
has the bal!why’sno-one
tackling him?
where’sthe kid
with the black
and red jumper?!we justned to wait
til he shots.ifhe
shots left,we......change our
name and move
to france?no!wedive
left!and if
he shots
right,we......sel everything
we own and go
liveinacave?no!wediveright!
wel, which is it?
left or right?
ined to know!leftor
right?!left
or right?!wait for it!
wait for it!