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LEGEND: Bold indicates new or live programs u High Definition Movie Ratings (from TMS) HHHH Excellent HHH Good HH Fair H Poor No stars: not rated

married at First sight
(lifetime at 8) the experiment
reaches the halfway point as the
couples celebrate one month
wedding anniversaries.

the real housewives of new
Jersey (Bravo at 8) in Part 2 of the
reunion, Jackie and Jennifer’s feud
reaching new heights.

seal team (CBs at 9) seal te am
travels overseas under the guise of
a foreign training mission, but
they’re actually trying to rescue a
valuable target being held hostage.

the magicians (syfy at 10) Josh
goes to the spa.

sWat (CBs at 10) darryl’s lack of
paternal rights c auses frustration.

Premieres

the Circle: Brazil (netflix) a reality
competition in which online players
try their best to flirt and catfish
their way to a big cash prize.

the test: a new era for
australia’s team (amazon Prime)
the australian men’s cricket team
tries to repair its reputation after
the “sandpaper scandal” of 2018.

the Funny Dance show
(e! at 10:30) famous comedians
must learn choreographed
numbers in the hopes of winning
$10,000 for their charity of choice.

returning

Dirty money (netflix) season 2.

late night

Conan (tBs at 11) norman reedus.

Daily show/noah (Comedy

Central at 11) dave “lil dicky”

Burd.

tonight show/Fallon (nBC at

11:34) aaron Paul, angela Bassett,

isabel Hagen.

late show/Colbert (CBs at 11:35)

Hank azaria, suzy nakamura.

Jimmy Kimmel live (aBC at 11:35)

david spade, eiza González, Grace

vanderWaal.

late late show/Corden (CBs at

12:37) emily Blunt, sam Heughan,

niall Horan.

late night/meyers (nBC at 12:37)

nick Offerman, Michael Mando,

d smoke featuring davion farris,

steve ferrone.

a little late/lilly singh (nBC at

1:40) rob Corddry, Pete Holmes.

— Nina Zafar

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entertainment/tv

tV highlights

Kevin estrada/netflix
On my Block (netflix) in the coming-of-age comedy about four street-savvy
friends, season 3 sees them leaning on one another more than ever in the
aftermath of an abduction. (above: Jason Genao, left, and Brett Gray.)

do I start!?

— Lorraine in Wyoming

Lorraine in Wyoming: On the

first day start with your kitchen

junk drawer(s). To ss out or

donate extra or unusable items.

The next day, select another

place to clean in your kitchen,

and each day after pick a new

area to clean. You don’t have to

do it all at once.

Heloise’s column appears six days a

week at washingtonpost.com/advice.

send a hint to Heloise, P. O. Box

795001, san antonio, tx 78 279-

5000, or email it to

[email protected].

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FYI: To get semisolid soup to

slide easily out of the can, first

shake the can, then put a small

puncture in the bottom. When

you open the top the contents

will slide right out.

Dear Heloise: Hate fumbling

with coffee filters and measuring

in the early morning? Separate a

month’s worth of coffee filters

and pre-measure the coffee into

each filter. Then nest them

together and store them in a

sealed plastic container.

— Robert in Texas

Dear Heloise: My kitchen is a

mess, and it just seems

overwhelming to clean it. Where

l 2 tablespoons shortening

(chicken fat is preferred for its

flavor)

l Salt and pepper to taste

l 1 cup matzo meal

Beat eggs lightly. Add water,

shortening, salt and pepper. Mix

in matzo meal. Refrigerate

several hours or overnight.

Shape into balls and drop in a

large pot of boiling water. Keep

your hands moist while forming

the balls to prevent the dough

from sticking to your hands.

Cover the pot and boil for about

20 minutes. Do not uncover the

pot during this time. The balls

will have puffed up while boiling.

Remove them from the water

and put them into chicken soup.

one! Not only should celery not

go in the disposal, but neither

should asparagus, artichokes,

corn husks or other stringy

vegetables. Also, no shells from

oysters, clams or shrimp, large

fruit pits, glass, metal, china or

plastic, and no grease or

commercial drain cleaners.

Dear Heloise: Please reprint

your matzo ball soup recipe. My

family loved it, but I’ve lost the

recipe.

— Rebecca in New York

Rebecca in New York: Here it is!

You’ll need:

l 2 eggs

l 1 cup boiling water

l Experts say that leaving the

pit in an avocado does not

prevent discoloration. Air is the

enemy. To prevent the fruit from

turning brown, sprinkle with

either lime or lemon juice and

store in an airtight container in

the refrigerator.

Dear Heloise: My husband and I

are in disagreement over what

we cannot put down our garbage

disposal. I say stringy vegetables

like celery should go in the trash,

and he believes it’s okay if they

go in the garbage disposal. Who’s

right?

— Patty in Louisiana

Patty in Louisiana: You win this

Dear Heloise:
Want to remove
the core of a head
of iceberg lettuce
quickly? Hold the
lettuce in both hands with the
core side down. Give the head of
lettuce one or two hard raps on a
solid surface, such as a
countertop. Turn the lettuce over
and remove the core. No mess
and no knife to clean.
— Shelley in Maryland

Dear Readers: Here are some
interesting avocado facts:
l Do you know that avocados
were once called “alligator
pears”? Probably because of their
bumpy, rough skin.

To remove the core from a head of lettuce, a firm rap on the counter will work

Hints
From

Heloise

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Visitors from every state in the Union and from all over the

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Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with the two-time Grammy-

winningWashington Chorus, led by Irish-bornArtistic

Director Christopher Bell, joined by folk band The Irish

Inn Mates, Culkin School ofTr aditional Irish Dance, and

champion fiddler/singer Seán Heely inaspirited St.

Patrick’sday show with songs, dances, fiddling, and more!

Friday,March 13, 2020

8pm

This Friday night!

St. Patrick’s Day

Celebration

St. Pat’sfun for the

whole family...

MUSIC-CONCERTS

50th Season

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Fairfax HS Concert Hall

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Broadway vocalists and the City of Fairfax Band present

musical favorites of the Knights, including “Memory,”

“I Don’tKnow How to Love Him,” “Don’tCry for Me

Argentina,” “The Phantom of the Opera,” “Circle of Life,”

“CanYouFeel the LoveTonight?” “Your Song,” “Don’tLet

the Sun Go Down on Me,” “Hey Jude,” “Yesterday,” and

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Saturday

March 14, 2020

7:30 pm

Music of the

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Sir A. L.Webber

Sir Elton John

Sir Paul McCartney

OPERA

He’sspent his life

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Now time’sup.

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Charming but predatory and manipulative, Don Giovanni is a

lover so notorious that hisreputation precedes him. He’seager

to add to the rambling list of women he has already enticed.

But when Don Giovanni forces himself on Donna Anna, his

devious antics dig him deeper and deeper into trouble. As the

discarded women of his past unite to speak out against their

offender,Don Giovanni seems destined to meet his ultimate

fiery fate.In Italian with Projected EnglishTitles

Tonight at at 7:30 pm

Sat., at7pm

Thu., March 19 at 7:30 pm

Sun., March 22 at2pm

Washington

National Opera:

“Don Giovanni”

Music byWolfgang

Amadeus Mozart

Libretto by

Lorenzo da Ponte

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