Reader\'s Digest Canada - 04.2020

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and every single per-

son’s car got towed.

— @DXXNYA

One of myfavourite

games to play is “Is

my headache from

dehydration, caffeine

withdrawal, lack of

proper nutrition, my

ponytail, stress, sleep

deprivation, not wear-

ing my glasses or a

brain tumour?”

— @PMILBS

The Leftovers

My signature party dish

is “The One I Realized I

Totally Forgot to Put

Out After the Guests

Were Gone.”

— @COPYMAMA

Dating is just somebody

revealing the grosser

parts of themselves lit-

tle by little until you say

“Okay, that’s enough”

or “Okay, this forever.”

— @AMYSILVERBERG

As a child, I truly did

not understand how

good I had it not hav-

ing to decide what to

eat for dinner every

single night.

— @JONNYSUN

Confidence Boost

If you’re ever feeling

down on yourself, just

remember how in

2018, when I hosted

Thanksgiving for my

family, I told them to

park in the wrong spot

Forgotten Fruit

It’s with a heavy heart

that I announce that I

let another innocent

bunch of bananas rot

on my kitchen counter

for 12 days.

— @BRITTANY_BROSKI

Not to brag, but I hap-

pen to be the reason

why the yoga instructor

stopped saying “There’s

no such thing as a stu-

pid question.”

— @HELLOHAPPY_TIME

“I’m afraid you’re just not my style.”

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LIFE’S LIKE THAT