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ible qualities....”
–Me, in work meetings
— @OHJULIATWEETSOut of Office
I’m sorry but I can’t
respond to your work
email. I’ve taken my bra
off for the night.
— @LIZHACKETTRule of Law
Me: I’m not saying a
word without my law-
yer present.
Cop: You are the lawyer.
Me: Exactly, so where’s
my present?
— @MARFSALVADORWhat’s the difference
between a good lawyer
and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows
the law. A great lawyer
knows the judge.
— @GISSCONTRERASDream On
The greatest lie the
devil ever told was that
you would get up and
finish that project in
the morning.
— @KRISTEN_ARNETTMy brother worked as a
tax auditor for a provin-
cial government. He
was dispatched to per-
form an audit at a nud-
ist colony, but he didn’t
uncover anything.
— HELEN VAN ZUTPHEN,
Duncan, B.C.The medical school at
the university where I
work was once cele-
brating an event and
decided to hand out gift
pens with the inscrip-
tion “Faculty of Medi-
cine.” The more you
bought from the sup-
plier, the lower the cost,
so the university bought
2,000 pens. When the
pens arrived, all 2,000
of them read: “Faulty
of Medicine.”
— ROBERT HALSTEAD,
Winnipeg
It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
— @SAMSYKESSWEARS
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