Reader\'s Digest Canada - 04.2020

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True Story

Mind-blowing literary

fact: all non-fiction

books take place in the

same shared universe.

— @OSUTEIN

Gouda One

There are good cheese

puns and bad cheese

puns. Between them,

there’s a gruyerea.

— MICHAEL MCKEAN, actor

“I’m not here to make

friends.”

–The creator of

Friends, who originally

wanted to make a dif-

ferent show.

— @YOYOROBOT

Worst Nightmare

You: We all attract what

we fear.

Me: I am absolutely

terrified of 10 billion

dollars.

— @LEOKOLADE

Me: Can I have a turn
in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No.
— @ABBIEEVANSXO

“If you love something,
set it free.”
–Me, spending money
— @ALYSSALIMP

How to climb a ladder
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 3:
— VIA REDDIT

THE BEST JOKE I EVER TOLD

By Ben Sosa Wright

J.K. Rowling telling the world that Dumbledore

is gay after she published all the books is like

someone baking you a tray of brownies, and

then years later the baker goes, “Remember

those brownies I made you? They were vegan.”

Like, how does that help me now?

Ben Sosa Wright is a Toronto comedian who has

performed at JFL42. In 2019, he was named one of

CBC’s Canadian comedians to watch. Follow him

on Instagram at @jk_miss_thing.

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