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Q:Whatdoghostseat


fordinner?
A:Spook-etti.

Q:What’sthe
bestwaytoseea
monster?
A:Ontelevision.

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Q: What is white,
fuzzy and shaped
like a tooth?
A: A molar bear.

Q: What did the mouse
say to the webcam?
A: Cheese.

Q: Where do cows go
on holidays?
A: Moo York.

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor,
I think I’m a bell.”
Doctor: “Take two of
these and give me
a ring.”

Q: Why was the
refrigerator afraid?
A: Because the milk
went bad and turned
rotten.

Q: What did one insect
say to the other insect?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

Q: Which bird
is always out of
breathe?
A: A puffin.

Q: What does a bee order
at McDonalds?
A: A humburger.

Q: Where do books
sleep?
A: Under their covers.

Q: What is
a cannibal’s
favourite food?
A: Baked beings.

Q: What do you
call a cat that
has eaten a
lemon?
A: A sourpuss.

Q: Why did the banana
go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t
peeling well.

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