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(^50) FREAK OUT
GRANDMA
TNEY SPEARS’
BUBBLE GUM
No kidding, a woman sold a piece of bubble
gum that Britney Spears had chewed and
spat out at a concert for $263. Note to self:
next time a celebrity is within spitting
distance remember to pick up their piece of
chewed gum, snotty tissue or fallen eyelash.
Sick of the big gummy smooch your gran gives
you? Or the way she pinches your cheeks
and says ‘Aren’t you cuuuute?’. Well, one
10-year-old girl from England, Zoe Pemberton,
thought she had the perfect solution – selling
her gran on eBay! The little girl described
her grandmother as ‘annoying’ but ‘cuddly’.
There were quite a few offers but eBay pulled
the plug on the sale because it breeched
regulations on human trafficking.
Thesefreaky eBay sales seemtoo bizarre
tobe true,
but here’s proof life can be nger than fiction...

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