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SHAME, SHAME, SHAME


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was riding with my friends and we
found this really big jump thatwent
in to the water. We thought ‘let’s do it!’
My friend Vinnie went first and went
straight into the water. Then Shorty
did it and he landed it. Then it was my
turn. I was riding at top speed, but as
I went over the jump
I went over the
handlebars and
SPLAT! I did a
belly flop.
Wayne

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atmyschoola boyontheother
teamtrippedmeupsoI kickedhim
ashardas I could in the shin. He went
to get my teacher, and as my teacher
was coming over another boy from
the other team tripped me. I tried to
throw the ball at him to get him back,
but when the ball was flying through
the air he ducked and I hit my male
teacher who was standing right behind
him in his b@!!$! I had detention for
the whole lunch time for a week and
missed out on soccer for a month. I also
had to stand up in front of the whole
school at assembly. Aaron
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t all happened at a school assembly.
There was all the teachers in the
school, kindegarten to yr 6 and some
parents including mine. I had to say my
poem that I had written in class. It was
a poem on music and I remember part
of it quite well. “The clouds were thin,
as dark as night, and all the people lay
in fright.” After I said that everyone was
laughing. I looked down and down the
side of my leg was all wet and there
was wee all over the floor in a puddle
underneath me. I was so embarrassed.
Rodney
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nce at school I was walking with
some pencils when suddenly my
friend pushed out her chair and I fell
over! One guy in my class started
laughing and then the rest went along
too! I tried to laugh along with them
but it was totally embarrassing! My
best friend didn’t even know what
happened. Plus, the pencils I had
weren’t the ones I wanted so I went
through all that for pencils I didn’t
need. Total embarro! :( Sarah

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