MORE CLASSIC
PANIC! MOMENTS
This one caught us by
surprise when we first
saw it. The sky in the
background of the famous
painting darkens, and the
clouds part to reveal a full
moon. Suddenly the Mona
Lisa transforms into a werewolf and lets out a monstrous
howl, scaring the hell out of the little guy you control.Mona Lycanthrope
When confronted with
a toilet floating in space,
what do you expect to
see – more of the game’s
scatological humour,
perhaps? Nope. Instead,
pushing the button leads to
the emergence of an enormous tongue, which wraps itself
around our hero and drags him into the bowl. Lovely.Tongue Lashing
Let’s be honest – when you
first see this robotic pig,
you can’t help but notice
its big, metal nipples. So
when you hit a button and
get your little guy sprayed
with milk, you’re not entirely
surprised by this outcome. However, the little satisfied smirk
he gives you after the initial shock? That one’s just weird.Chips And Teats
Why are there booby-
trapped buttons in Panic!
in the first place? We have
no idea, but they blow up
famous landmarks around
the world, completely at
random. We’ve accidentally
caused the Sydney Opera House to collapse into the sea
here. Whoops – even Bradman made a duck...Sorry, Aussies
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