BY ERIK FRITTS
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Why would late night talk show hosts want to go back to their studio
sets when they could be living that sweet YouTuber lifestyle?We’re all in this together. Ev-
eryone is experiencing the global
pandemic at the same time. That’s
what they want you to believe.
But could there be a secret class of
people who have found a way to
live out their wildest dreams while
living under the “Safer-At-Home”
order? People who are utilizing
this time to realize their deepest
and most tightly guarded personalCONSPIRACY THEROYLATE SHOW HOSTS ARE COMING FOR OUR JOBS
fantasies? I’m referring of course, to late-night-hosts.
Late-night TV hosts already had it pretty good, right?
They meet all the celebrities, they’re seen by millions
of fans every night, and they make a fair buck while
they’re at it. What more could they possibly want?
Easy: they want that YouTuber life.
These late-night show hosts didn’t just drop on the
scene out of nowhere. They’ve been working years, de-
cades even, to achieve their position. Take Stephen Col-
bert, he first started doing comedy at The Second City
in 1986 and didn’t become host of The Late Show until