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Q:Why was the cat
afraid of the tree?

A:Because of its bark.


Q: Whydidn’t the
teddy bear eat his
dinner?
A:He was stuffed!

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Q: What kind of
ants are good at
maths?
A: Accountants.

Q: What sits in the
middle of the World
Wide Web?
A: A very, very big
spider.

Q: How do you get a
baby astronaut to
sleep?
A: You Rock-et.

Q: What do you call an
alien spaceship that
drips water?
A: A crying saucer.

Q: Why didn’t the
banana want to snore?
A: It didn’t want to
wake the rest of the
bunch.

Q: What kind of


dogs do vampires


own?
A: Blood hounds.

Q: Where do sick
ships go?
A: To the dock.

Q: What happened to the
cannibal lion?
A: He had to swallow his
pride.

Q: What is red and bad
for your teeth?
A: A brick.

Q: Where do
birds invest
their money?
A: In the stork
market.

Q: What is
a runner’s
favourite school
subject?
A: Jog-raphy.

Q: Why couldn’t the
tennis player boil a
kettle?
A: She’d lost all of
her matches.

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