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SHAME OF
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e and my family were on a holiday
in Merimbula, NSW. We went to an
amusement park called Magic Mountain. I was
so excited. I went on all the rides there! Then
me and my dad decided to go to the outdoor
mini racecars. We had to wait ages in the line.
When it was my turn, I got in a white racecar
and sped off down the track. When I was
turning a corner, I accidentally hit the side
fence with my car. I got stuck because the
rubber was pressing against the fence. A man
came and helped me get my car back on
k I d on the pedal and I was
visor held his right hand
e to stop, but I thought
urn right - so I turned
ped off the track onto
path. I couldn’t stop my
went all the way down!
ent right down and fell
traight into the pool!
I heard thousands of
people laughing at me!
All the spectators were
screaming in laughter
and I almost wet my
pants from the ultimate
embarrassment! TerenceA
s I was walking to assembly I
really needed to go and wee but
the teacher wouldn’t let me, so about
half way through it I wet my pants.
No one noticed until I got up when
assembly had finished. The teacher
then said I could go to the toilet but
I sat back and said I don’t need to go
any more. When I stood up there was
a huge puddle of wee on the floor
and all the kids at my school saw it.
Everyone laughed at me and some
people said “where are your nappies,
nappy boy?” Jordan
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ell, we were at this awesome
party, seriously, it was the party
to end all parties! Anyway, we were
playing musical bobs and I was singing
really loudly when the music stopped
suddenly and I was still singing and
dancing. Everyone laughed at me.
Later, I mixed up some Coke and Fanta
and drank it. Then everyone was like
“Are you gonna spew?” and I was like
“No way!” Next thing I knew I was
spewing everywhere, especially on
everyone else! Ellen
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nce at a hotel I was about to
represent my school for SRC in
front of 147 training teachers when I
felt a fart coming. I thought to myself
‘It’s just a fart. It’s what nature meant
just let it out’ - so I did. Then everyone
was looking at me. I hadn’t farted
because all the teachers were looking
at my butt. I’d crapped my pants. In the
next week’s school newsletter there
was a picture showing the back of me
and everyone at school saw the lump
in my pants that was the poo. It was
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