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oooh, 88mph! Flux capacitor!
1.21 gigawatts of power! What
an amazing car! I want one!
Steady on. Yes, we get that the
DeLorean is an iconic movie car — and set to
get another injection of popularity-fuel from
the Back to the Future 35th anniversary 4K
Blu-ray. But the time machine version... well,
it’s not real. What’s real is that a car designed
as a relatively affordable luxury ended up an
overpriced, underpowered catastrophe that
helped bankrupt a company, before it got all
mixed up in myth and legend. Still, we admit
driving around in one would be pretty cool.

Until you have to park, right? How did Doc
Brown manage when he went shopping?
This might come as a surprise, but that’s one
of the myths. A benefit rather than a problem,
the gull-wings actually need less clearance
space than conventional car doors. Another
perceived drawback that has real-world
advantages is the stainless steel panelling
bolted to the carbon fibre frame. Had a prang?
Replace the panel! Spotted a stain? Clean
it off with petrol! Try doing that with your
brand new BMW! (Actually, don’t — we don’t
want to be responsible for you wrecking your
car’s otherwise spotless finish.)

So... I should buy one for easier parking and
clean it with the same stuff that fuels it?
That depends. Do you like hype? Do you like
to think different? Are you keen on creaky
old hardware you’ll spend countless hours
maintaining? If so, have at it. You’ll marvel at
this car’s forward-thinking components... but
cry out in pain at its lack of power assistance
when stuck in traffic. Still, if you do invest,
it turns out these old cars are durable: of
the roughly 9000 originally made, two thirds
are still on the road. Although it is of course
possible they all time-travelled here from
21 October 1985.
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DMC DeLorean


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RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES 1981

Bucks to
the future
The car’s original name was
DMC-12, referring to how
many thousands of dollars it’d
cost – a bit of a snag when
the final price turned out
to be over twice that.
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