DAN SIPPLE
Disaster Class
My class had been waiting for
largenumber
months to do a fun chemistry experiment. Today we were
going to learn how to
verb noun,plural
out of
noun,plural
. “First dissolve
one gram of
typeoffruit,plural
in one liter of water. Then
verb
the mixture,” said my
teacher, Mr.
typeofpet
. Before I finished, he was already giving more instructions. To keep up,
I
past-tenseverb
a pinch of
noun
and threw it into a cup of
liquid
.
“Now
verb
it
adverbendingin-ly
for two minutes,” he said. Trying to hurry, I added a few
noun,plural
and
noun,plural
, then
past-tenseverb
it three times. Suddenly the air
around me turned
color
and smelled like
somethinggross
. My lab partner dived under the
typeoffurniture
as the mixture began to
verb
. Then the experiment
past-tenseverb
all over
the room, covering everyone in
adjective
goo. I guess that wasn’t quite the reaction I was looking for.
BY MARGARET J. KRAUSS
Ask a friend to
give you words to
fill in the blanks
in this story with-
out showing it to
him or her. Then
read out loud
for a laugh.
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30 MARCH 2017