DAN SIPPLE
I’ve never been more
adjective
. My baseball team, the
color noun,plural
,
was about to play the championship game. But Coach
celebrity
announced that the
official rules had changed! First, every player would
verb largenumber
times
before going to bat. We also had to wear our gloves on our
bodypart,plural
like
articleofclothing,plural
and run like a(n)
animal
. Before Coach could explain more, the umpire shouted,
“
verb
ball!” The umpire tossed me our new official bat, a(n)
tool
.
When the
typeofjob
threw the new official ball, a(n)
fruit
, it zoomed past
me and
past-tenseverb
all over the catcher. After
largenumber
tries, I finally hit the
samefruit
all the way to
farawaycity
. I started
verbendingin-ing
as fast as
I could until I slid into home base. This new game isn’t so
adjective
after all.
BY SARAH YOUNGSON
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her. Then read out loud for
a laugh.
34 AUGUST 2017
BYSARAHYOUNGSON
Splatter Up!