Acquisitions Incorporated

WHY B E A D EC I SIONIST?
d8 Reason
It's always you who picks where everyone has lunch.
2 Roughly half your choices are the right ones. You
might as well just toss a coin for it.
3 4 5 6 7 8
You have no idea. In fact, you're constantly plagued
by indecision.
Democracy is the greatest force for change in the
world, but is ruined by everyone else voting.
All the other positions were taken.
You've always felt it was your calling to tell other peo-
ple what to do. Now to make it official.
When faced with two choices, you've always yearned
for the freedom to choose both.
As a child, you had a sibling make you choose which
of your toys lived or died. You were never the same.

DOCUMANCER

Contracts have mystical power. Break my contract and I'll

use your bones for my next quill.

-Documancer's warning

Every great Acquisitions fncorporated quest begins
with a contract from Head Office-and a franchise's
documancer is most likely the one who controls and
channels the power of that contract. A documancer
bears the responsibility of managing each of a fran-
chise's quests, of ensuring that every condition of the

Not everyone truly appreciates the art of

documancy, and only the best and brightest are

ch~se~ For this most important work. Come to think

of it, Im not sure you make the c ut.

-Walnut Dankgrass

quest is fulfilled, and of recording and sending on in-

formation vital to Head Office when the mission is com-

plete. When creating contracts with other organizations,

a documancer makes sure that the language benefits

both the franchise a nd Acquisitions Incorporated.

As a documancer, you are respected for having the

commitment and mental fortitude required to work

with Head Office. You advance your franchise by using

docurnancy for communication, insisting on recording

all deals in writing, retaining records, destroying other

records, and recalling vital in formation.

FAVORITE METHODS TO DESTRO Y DOCUMENT S

d6 Method

Any way you like, provided you make a copy first

2 Mimic shredder

3 Fake dragon-head incinerator

4 The bottomless hole in the basement- at least you're

pretty sure it's bottomless

5 Feeding it to the goat out back

6 Making your coworkers eat it by sl ipping it into their

food, piece by piece- it's the only way to be sure

Note wor thy Documa ncers : Walnut Dankgrass ("C"

Team). Brynshal Flume

Essential Functions: Record information; track job and

quest details within the franchise

Positio n Proficiency: In addition to the proficiencies

noted below, you can add your proficiency bonus

to an ability check to organize lore, analyze official

or arcane documents, or convey a legally binding

point of view.

THE DocuMANCER

Franchise

Rank

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Features

Proficiencies and Starting Equipment, Gift of

Words

Documancy Satchel, Fluent in Boss

Satchel of Holding, Document Flexibility

Scroll Humidor. Scroll Service

BRYNSHAL FLUME

Air Genasi Documancer (Sorcerer)

\.Yhen other children borrowed her toys, Brynshal

kept unnervingly robust records- duration. wear,

remittance in case ofloss, that kind of thing. Tn time,

this hunger to define and make official the rhythm of

daily life found its expression in documancy, a kind

of mystic bureaucratic art founded by Omin Oran.

Anything you put a signature to has power. And

Brynshal wields that power with ease.

(The genasi can be found in Pri11ce,14 the '4.pm:a~VP""

and the E/1•menta/ £,,;/ Player:r Co111pa111im.) 21