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‘I’m here live, I’m not a cat.’
ROD PONTON,
a Texas attorney, speaking during Feb. 9 legal proceedings on Zoom, as he
was unable to remove a filter replacing his face with that of a sad kitten
‘I share this victory
with each of you—
because we all
deserve justice and
truth, and we all
deserve better.’
MEGHAN MARKLE,
in a statement to the public on Feb. 11
after a judge ruled that a British tabloid
had invaded her privacy by publishing
portions of a letter she had written to
her estranged father
$1.
billion
Amount Tesla invested in
Bitcoin, as part of an initiative
to “diversify and maximize
returns on our cash,” the
company said
on Feb.
‘I specifically
want to
apologize to
Britney Spears
and Janet
Jack son .’
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE,
in a Feb. 12 statement responding to recent criticism that he had benefited
from sexist and racist attacks against the two women in the early 2000s
33
Number of days three people survived on an uninhabited
island in the Bahamas before being discovered
and rescued by the U.S. Coast Guard on Feb.
‘It was very
unlikely that
anything
could escape
from such
a place.’
PETER BEN EMBAREK,
animal- disease expert and
member of a WHO team
sent to Wuhan to investigate the
origins of COVID-19, addressing
theories that the virus
could have leaked from a lab in
the city, in a Feb. 9 presser
‘IT’S NOT ABOUT TIES,
IT’S ABOUT CULTURAL
IDENTITY, MATE.’
RAWIRI WAITITI,
co-leader of New Zealand’s Maori Party, speaking on Feb. 9 while being ejected from Parliament for
refusing to adhere to the debate chamber’s necktie requirement, which was abolished the next day
117
Age that the oldest living
person in Europe, a French
nun named Sister André,
turned on Feb. 11 after
recovering from COVID-
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of the week
Tessica Brown, a
Louisiana woman
who gained
Internet infamy
after using Gorilla
Glue as a hair-spray
substitute, had the
adhesive removed
from her hair during
four hours of surgery
on Feb. 10
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SOURCES: REUTERS, AP, BUZZFEED NEWS, THE NEW YORK TIMES, NBC NEWS