Time July 8, 2019
William Jackson Harper, Will Poulter, Pugh and Reynor: Let the grim games begin!
to breathe—it blinks at us lazily, like a
malevolent sea creature. Midsommar—
in places reminiscent of the 1973 British
horror classic The Wicker Man—is best
during these wild and spooky storybook
moments. Nature is all around, and it’s
not always your friend.
But Aster is obsessed with build-
ing tension to the point of losing the
plot. He can’t stop at merely glancing
or suggesting. Instead, he’s constantly
reminding us—with ominous refer-
ences to runes and sacred books, with
tastefully framed shots of a deformed
oracle who’s the product of incest,
with dialogue that tries in vain to make
you care about the travails of young,
self- absorbed academics—that this is
“smart” horror and not your run-of-the-
mill scare-fest. Pugh, who was so chill-
ingly blank and wonderful in William
Oldroyd’s 2016 revenge-of-the-wife
drama Lady Macbeth, gives a sturdy
performance, but she’s lost in the midst
of Aster’s obsession with grisly Hiero-
nymus Bosch–tinged tableaux and
icky, smashed skulls à la Francis Bacon.
There’s also some decidedly unsexy ritu-
alistic sex, as naked old people look on.
Enter the love shack at your own risk. •
Hell is oTHer people’s cusToms.
That could be the tagline for Ari Aster’s
terror-round-the- maypole dread-fest
Midsommar, if the movie had even the
remotest sense of humor about itself.
Dani (Florence Pugh), a young psychol-
ogy student who has just lost her sister
and parents in a horrific incident, ac-
cepts a reluctant invitation from her
loser boyfriend Christian (Jack Reynor)
to join him on the trip to Sweden he’s
about to undertake with some buds
from his graduate program. One of the
guys, the excessively mild- mannered
Pelle (Vilhelm Blomgren), has invited
the group specifically to observe a tra-
ditional midsummer celebration hosted
by the people of the small, cloistered
community in which he was raised.
There will be flowers, singing, men
and women in white robes, and filleted
human corpses flopping about. Skal!
Midsommar is Aster’s follow-up to
his 2018 grief-a-go-go art-horror exer-
cise Hereditary—and beware the film-
maker who’s exercising, when just mak-
ing films will do. Aster has some good
ideas, and skill at bringing them to life
onscreen: there’s a flower crown, worn
by a fair maiden, whose blossoms appear
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Florida Man’s
reckless
daughters
NesTled iN a coasTal Hol-
low between Tampa and
St. Petersburg, beachy Clear-
water, Fla., is known as a va-
cation destination. But it’s
the townies who dominate
Florida Girls, a Pop TV sit-
com whose creator-star Laura
Chinn is a local. Combining
elements of Claws, Trailer
Park Boys and the Florida
Man meme, this irreverent
look at working- class woman-
hood in Clearwater cements a
cable network best known for
airing Schitt’s Creek in the U.S.
as a destination for comedy.
Hardly Sex and the City
clones, the show’s foursome
of trailer- park roomies in-
cludes pugnacious alpha Kait-
lin (Heathers standout Mela-
nie Field), dopey Erica (Patty
Guggenheim) and Jayla (Laci
Mosley), who’s desperate to
impress her rich older beau.
Chinn’s Shelby is the ground-
ing influence, a bartender
who vows to get her GED after
their upwardly mobile fifth
friend flees Florida. Suffused
with raunchy humor—and
enough warmth to ensure
we’re laughing with the char-
acters more than at them—
Florida Girls is among the
most enjoyable shows of the
summer. —Judy BermaN
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