Reader's Digest - USA (2019-07)

If anyone is

interested,

I’ll be signing

—@joefrog1

People who read books

are so dumb. Like, the

pages are literally

numbered and in order.

—@radtoria

I’m gonna write

a book about the

difficulties of

watching Pride and

Prejudice dubbed

into French. It will

be called l’Austen

Translation.

—@greg_ jenner

People found

guilty of not using

punctuation

deserve the longest

sentence possible.

—@sixthformpoet

“Zyzzyva, zyxst,

zyxt ...”

—Noah Webster’s

last words

—@meganamram

What do you get when you mix

alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird, F. Scotch

Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway.

—@Sophia_Hoffman

Notes for

Beach

Readers

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