That “I don’t cook thing” is really big, now. If
you’re gorgeous and you don’t cook, we can kind of
overlook it. But if we’re married and you’re not hook-
ing yourself up like you used to and you don’t cook?
You’re asking too much—you’re taking us for granted.
Men appreciate a woman who can put together a meal.
Here’s good news for you women who can’t cook: all
of the cooking issues you have in the kitchen can be
balanced out if you can really cook in the bedroom.
Absolutely. When we’re considering whether to
get into a committed relationship with you, we’re
thinking about what our house will be like, whether
you’ll be a good mother, if you’ll be able to handle the
finances and make sound decisions. You should be
evaluating us in the same fashion.