save our ass, we can’t see any good reason why we
should sit on a couch and talk to a person with a tablet,
getting judged for every move we’ve ever made.
We like them. But please don’t expect the same
reaction you would have. We’re not going to go to
pieces and cry because you brought home a gift or
planned a special trip or put together a nice, romantic
surprise dinner for us. That’s, well, not very manly.
For the most part, we don’t worry about it to the
extent that women do, because we know your makeup
is different from ours. You’re more careful about the
mates you choose, and you have higher standards when
it comes to deciding who you will sleep with. In our
minds, this drastically cuts down the likelihood of our
women cheating.